Dear Ocelot,I’m really glad you like the blog, but I am actually a human, and therefore I am not attracted to cats. Furthermore, I find your casual distribution of seductive pictures on the internet to be HIGHLY inadvisable, and would recommend that you are more careful with photos of yourself in compromising positions. In order to teach you a lesson, I’ve posted this photo on the blog so you can see that once something is online, it’s forever.
Sincerely,
FUP
Fuck you, Penguin! A blog where I tell cute animals what’s what.