{"id":9211,"date":"2012-01-12T23:20:31","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T22:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=9211"},"modified":"2012-01-12T23:20:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T22:20:31","slug":"oh-god-mom-put-a-fucking-shirt-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=9211","title":{"rendered":"Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/photo\/1280\/15730700074\/1\/tumblr_lxkrqwAwFb1qe77tp\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/photo\/1280\/15730700074\/1\/tumblr_lxkrqwAwFb1qe77tp\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"477\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lemon-sprinkles.tumblr.com\/post\/15613341678\/i-cannot-get-over-achilles-face-in-this-painting\">lemon-sprinkles<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I cannot get over Achilles\u2019 face in this painting. Holy shit.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s totally like: \u201cOh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even <em>doing<\/em>? Can\u2019t you see I\u2019m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this\u2014 YOU\u2019RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They\u2019re all \u2018WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS\u2014 I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH\u2019<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lemon-sprinkles: I cannot get over Achilles\u2019 face in this painting. Holy shit. He\u2019s totally like: \u201cOh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can\u2019t you see I\u2019m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this\u2014 YOU\u2019RE [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kunst"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9211"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9212,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9211\/revisions\/9212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}