{"id":6841,"date":"2010-07-26T17:06:09","date_gmt":"2010-07-26T16:06:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=6841"},"modified":"2010-07-26T17:06:09","modified_gmt":"2010-07-26T16:06:09","slug":"lechucks-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=6841","title":{"rendered":"LeChuck&#8217;s Revenge"},"content":{"rendered":"<dl>\n<dd><strong>Guybrush:<\/strong> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?<\/dd>\n<dd><strong>Carpenter:<\/strong> A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can\u2019t chuck wood.<\/dd>\n<dd><strong>Guybrush:<\/strong> But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?<\/dd>\n<dd><strong>Carpenter:<\/strong> Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?<\/dd>\n<dd><strong>Guybrush:<\/strong> A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.<\/dd>\n<dd><strong>Carpenter:<\/strong> Oh shut up.<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikiquote.org\/wiki\/Monkey_Island\">wikiquote<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guybrush: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Carpenter: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can\u2019t chuck wood. Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck? Carpenter: Even if a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71,253],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gelaber","category-lebensweisheiten"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6841"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6842,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6841\/revisions\/6842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}