{"id":6830,"date":"2010-07-22T23:54:51","date_gmt":"2010-07-22T22:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=6830"},"modified":"2010-07-22T23:59:27","modified_gmt":"2010-07-22T22:59:27","slug":"clients-from-hell-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=6830","title":{"rendered":"clients from hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>Client:<\/strong> \u201cYes but it\u2019s not moving when I move  the mouse. I\u2019m using a mousepad and everything!\u201d<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> \u201cLook underneath the mouse. Does it have a ball  or a light?\u201d<br \/>\n<strong>Client:<\/strong> \u201cUnderneath? The ball is on top!\u201d<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> \u201cPlease turn the mouse right-side-up, so the  ball is facing the ground.\u201d<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/clientsfromhell.net\/\">link<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Client: \u201cYes but it\u2019s not moving when I move the mouse. I\u2019m using a mousepad and everything!\u201d Me: \u201cLook underneath the mouse. Does it have a ball or a light?\u201d Client: \u201cUnderneath? The ball is on top!\u201d Me: \u201cPlease turn the mouse right-side-up, so the ball is facing the ground.\u201d link<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,478],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-china","category-design"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6830"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6832,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6830\/revisions\/6832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}