{"id":5108,"date":"2009-10-19T01:49:54","date_gmt":"2009-10-18T23:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=5108"},"modified":"2009-10-19T01:49:54","modified_gmt":"2009-10-18T23:49:54","slug":"subject-our-marketing-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=5108","title":{"rendered":"Subject: Our Marketing Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>If you already have a blog, make sure you spray-feed your URL in niblets open-face to the skein. We like Reddit bites (they\u2019re better than Delicious), because they max out the wiki snarls of RSS feeds, which means less jamming at the Google scaffold. Then just Digg your uploads in a viral spiral to your social networks via an FB\/MS interlink torrent. You may have gotten the blast e-mail from Jason Zepp, your acquiring editor, saying that people who do this sort of thing will go to Hell, but just ignore it.<\/p>\n<p>The vi-spi is cross-platform, but don\u2019t worry if you think you\u2019re not on Facebook, because you actually are. Jason enrolled you when you signed the contract last year, or at least he was supposed to, and he told Sarah Williams he did before he had to retire and Sarah left for nursing school. You currently have 421 Friends, 17 Pending Requests, 8 Pokes, 5 Winks, and 3 Proposals of \u201cMarriage.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2009\/10\/19\/091019sh_shouts_weiner\">The New Yorker, Subject: Our Marketing Plan<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2009\/10\/16\/social-marketing-vs.html\">via<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you already have a blog, make sure you spray-feed your URL in niblets open-face to the skein. We like Reddit bites (they\u2019re better than Delicious), because they max out the wiki snarls of RSS feeds, which means less jamming at the Google scaffold. Then just Digg your uploads in a viral spiral to your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5108"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5110,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5108\/revisions\/5110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}