{"id":4801,"date":"2009-09-24T11:36:10","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T09:36:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=4801"},"modified":"2009-09-24T11:37:46","modified_gmt":"2009-09-24T09:37:46","slug":"americans-observing-911-by-trying-not-to-masturbate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=4801","title":{"rendered":"Americans Observing 9\/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"430\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/onn_embed\/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2F9_11_MASTURBATION_WIDE_9_10_09.jpg&#038;videoid=97860&#038;title=Americans%20Observing%209%2F11%20By%20Trying%20Not%20To%20Masturbate\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/onn_embed\/embedded_player.swf\"type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"480\" height=\"430\"flashvars=\"image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2F9_11_MASTURBATION_WIDE_9_10_09.jpg&#038;videoid=97860&#038;title=Americans%20Observing%209%2F11%20By%20Trying%20Not%20To%20Masturbate\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/americans_observing_9_11_by?utm_source=videoembed\">Americans Observing 9\/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mitsubishi find ich \u00fcbrigens scheisse!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Americans Observing 9\/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate Mitsubishi find ich \u00fcbrigens scheisse!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[351],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ich-weiss-nix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4801"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4803,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4801\/revisions\/4803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}