{"id":13951,"date":"2026-03-24T11:31:36","date_gmt":"2026-03-24T10:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=13951"},"modified":"2026-03-24T11:31:36","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T10:31:36","slug":"arschloch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/?p=13951","title":{"rendered":"Arschloch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Harald Schmidt und Michael Niavarani mit dem Oldtimer unterwegs durch \u00d6sterreichs Hauptstadt Wien\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_qHHWe5Rf50?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eF\u00fcr ein gut funktionierendes Arschloch m\u00fcssen 24 Muskeln perfekt zusammenarbeiten. Und der Proktologe von Feuerstein wollte noch zu Wetten, das \u2026 ?, weil er hunderte Leute am Arschloch erkennt.\u201c  Harald Schmidt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eDas Niveau ist hoch, aber es ist keiner drauf.\u201c Karl Kraus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eF\u00fcr ein gut funktionierendes Arschloch m\u00fcssen 24 Muskeln perfekt zusammenarbeiten. Und der Proktologe von Feuerstein wollte noch zu Wetten, das \u2026 ?, weil er hunderte Leute am Arschloch erkennt.\u201c Harald Schmidt \u201eDas Niveau ist hoch, aber es ist keiner drauf.\u201c Karl Kraus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[253],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lebensweisheiten"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13951"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13952,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13951\/revisions\/13952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bewegteflaeche.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}